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21 y/o minnesotan kid living in so*cal.i like cute animals, tattoos, big lobes, fashion, funny shit and sex.

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f6ceec:

akingsword:

*logs out of twitter for 52 years* 

ok but i can’t lie i really did think this was ariana when i just glanced at it

pudingu:

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

(Source: naotarou, via hegemonic-pubes)

Posted 1 Sep
If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”
- (via lotsalipstick)

(Source: mysharona1987, via mommabec)

Posted 1 Sep

koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

(via mommabec)

Posted 1 Sep
petite-fitnessguru:

130sideproject:

randy-gets-swole:

Whoa.

Lololol at people who think pole dancing doesn’t require skill

I love how the girl in the back is like “oh hellll no I can’t do that”

gavinfreehasruinedmylife:

dont think about ur crush waking up next to you dont think about them in pajamas dont think about them with messy hair and sleepy smiles just. dont. dont do it.

(via highrapunzel)

Posted 1 Sep